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英语笑话简短爆笑?
只剩一个引擎 A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker:"Attention，passengers. We have lost one of our engines，but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately， we will arrive an hour late as a result. " 一架747客机正跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音:“旅客们请注意，我们四个引擎之中有一个丢失了。但利下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。不幸的是因此我们书晚到一小时。”
简短的英语笑话?
These Are My Jeans! After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago. “Look，look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.” Her husband looked at her for a long time，when said，“Honey，I love you，but these are my jeans.”